Monday, March 19, 2007

Life Lessons from Al

My boss is one of these guys that can tell stories all day long. From banking to brewing, cooking all kinds of game, hunting deer and rabbits, travel tips, removing a garr's teeth from your wetsuit, and foreign policy, the man is an encyclopedia of life. I thought it would be nice and important to share some of these, and so I present to you the first installment of Life Lessons from Al. I'm hoping this will be a regular feature on the PRF, and perhaps I can get this puppy syndicated. Understand, just from our lunch today, I could give you 15-20 of these. I'm not exagerating. So, I'll have to pick and choose. I'll also use some PG language, but I can't print all the language he throws out there. This was my favorite because he actually said, ..."if you ever decide to..."

Life Lesson from Al, #1:

If you ever decide to catch a wild hog, you grab him by the back legs. Once you grab one of his legs, make damn sure you can get the other one soon. And above all else, once you have his legs, do not, under any circumstances, turn loose.

2 comments:

CT said...

That's just good advice.....no matter how you look at it.

jeebs said...

What would really make that story great is if he told that as he admired the place where his index finger used to be