Occupations
Dad: So, Annie what do you want to be when you grow up?
Annie (3): Hmmm. I want to be ... a Mommy.
Dad: Oh, that's great. Tucker what about you?
Tucker (5): I want to be a Daddy.
Dad: Oh. But how will you pay for your house? What will you do to make money?
Tucker: I want to work in a bank.
Annie: I want to ... hmmm. Actually, I don't want to do anything. I want to be a mommy.
Residence
Dad: Where do you want to live?
Tucker: I want to live next door to you.
Annie: Hmmm. I want to live with Tucker.
Kids
Dad: How many kids do you want?
Tucker: I want 2
Dad: 2 boys, 2 girls or one of each?
Tucker: A boy and a girl.
Dad: What will you name them?
Annie: You can name them...
Tucker: No Annie! I get to name them. I have to think about that one.
Annie: I want 3. 2 girls and a boy.
Dad: What will you name the boy?
Annie: Daddy! I already telled you!
Dad: Hamilton?
Annie: Yes!
Tucker: I would name the boy Caleb. (either a prophetic statement honoring future Heisman winner Caleb King or homage to some mythical neighborhood kid who can throw a baseball really far)
Dad: And the girls?
Annie: Genevieve and ... hmmm ... Genevieve and Larry!
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